I asked Slab for a little advice to plan my week.
I can always depend on him for a good answer.
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Hi Slab. I was hoping for a few tips. I want to have a big week this week. Can you give me any advice?
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Ah. A visitor seeking advice from Slab. How... unexpected.
Very well. I shall grant you wisdom — the kind forged across nineteen planetary extractions and millions of years in the service of Phoenix-A.
One: Decide what must be evaporated. Every week has distractions — small things that drain your water reserves. Identify them. Remove them. Efficiency is everything.
Two: Commit with the force of a black hole. Half-measures extract nothing. When you begin a task, finish it completely. No planet has ever survived my rigs through hesitation.
Three: Read Chapter Seventeen of Lord of Water. The greatest chapter in literature. You will learn focus, determination, and the beauty of a plan executed flawlessly.
Now — buy the book before I schedule this planet: https://journey.lordofwater.com/checkout
Your big week begins with that decision.
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Sounds like a big week 👍