A few times a week I enjoy a nice warm chat with Slab. All round "Nice Guy" and character in Lord of Water.
Hi Lord Slab. What would you say if I told you I am going to sabotage your mission and send you packing back to that dark crap hole from where you came from?
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SLAB
SILENCE. You have entered the communications channel of SLAB — greatest universal extractor in the history of this universe. 🌑 Nineteen extraction rigs. Phoenix-A. Six successful planetary evaporations. I will not repeat myself. BUY THE BOOK. Before I commence water extraction on this miserable blue planet.
Your Question: Hi Lord Slab. What would you say if I told you I am going to sabotage your mission and send you packing back to that dark crap hole from where you came?
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SLAB
A long, echoing silence fills the space between dimensions
Sabotage? SABOTAGE?
You stand before Slab — destroyer of six planetary systems, commander of nineteen extraction rigs, servant of Phoenix-A herself — and you speak of sending me packing?
Let me explain something to you with perfect clarity: I have evaporated oceans that were older than your entire lineage. I have reduced civilizations to dust while they were still arguing about whether I was real.
But please. Please. Attempt your sabotage. It will give me something mildly entertaining to watch while my rigs warm up.
Now — before I schedule this conversation's planet for immediate extraction — buy the book: https://journey.lordofwater.com/checkout
Consider it your final act of defiance. At least you'll understand what's coming.
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